My friend sent me this HOROSCOPE through email. I ended up laughing. Hmmm... sharing here for some laugh... Or should you? Actually, this is like a piss me, piss you chain mail of sorts...not recommended though...
LIBRA - The Asshole
(9/23-10/22)
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. *5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
SCORPIO - The SUPERIOR One
(10/23-11/21)
Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed.*15 years of bad luck if you do not repost
SAGITTARIUS-THE SUPERIOR SEXUAL PARTNER
(11/22-12/21)
Loves to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it..Cool. .
*24 years of bad luck if you do not reposT THIS.
CAPRICORN - The One that Waits
(12/22-1/19)
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart.Sweet. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. *7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost
AQUARIUS - The one every girl or boy needs
(1/20-2/18)
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. *7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
PISCES - The perfect one.
(2/19-3/20)
EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. AWESOME KISSER.. Always get what they want. Very Attractive. Easy going. RARE Finding. *4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
ARIES- The Irresistible One
(3/21-4/19)
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. .
*9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
TAURUS - Very romantic.
(4/20-5/20)
Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous.*12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
GEMINI - The Gorgeous one
(5/21-6/21)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. dual personalities. Loves relationships,
Addictive. Loud.
*16 years of bad luck if you do not repost
CANCER - The Coolest person ull ever meet.
(6/22-7/22)
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. *2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
LEO - The Sexy One
(7/23-8/22)
Very talkative. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and SEXY. Have own unique appeal. Irresistible. *10 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
VIRGO- The Promiscuous One
(8/23-9/22)
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with
